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Learn slang body parts in English | มารู้จักคำศัพท์ภาษาอังกฤษเกี่ยวกับของลับ ชาย หญิง
ประเด็นที่จะกล่าวต่อไปนี้ อาจจะดูทะลึ่ง หรือ ดูเป็นคำหยาบ แต่เมื่อเราจำเป็นต้องเรียนรู้ภาษาอังฤษ ก็ต้องรู้ให้มากที่สุด ปัญหาในการฟังภาษาอังกฤษ เมื่อเราได้ยินคำแปลกๆ คำแสลง คำหยาบต่างๆ เราอาจไม่ทราบความหมาย หัวข้อนี้จึง ต้องยกให้ครู Ronnie ที่มีประสบการณ์สอนภาษาอังกฤษในหลายประเทศ มีความรู้ภาษาอังกฤษที่กว้างขวาง ประกอบกับสไตล์การสอนที่สนุกสานเฮฮา ไม่น่าเบื่อการใช้ภาษาอังกฤษนี้น เราจำเป็นต้องฟังจากเจ้าของภาษาโดยตรง จึงจะเข้าใจถึงความหมายที่ถูกต้อง ประโยคไหนที่นักศึกษาฟังไม่ทัน หรือยังเข้าใจไม่ชัด ก็สามารถดูสคริปประกอบย้อนหลังได้ตลอดเวลา ผมคงจะไปแปลให้ทั้งหมดคงจะไม่ไหวครับ แต่ฝรั่งที่สอนก็ใช้ภาษาที่เข้าใจง่ายอยู่แล้ว อาจจะมีบางคำที่นักศึกษาต้งอค้นพจนานุกรมดูบ้าง
คำศัพท์ที่นักศักษาจะได้เรียนรู้จากคลิปนี้ คือ
I'd like to please give everyone a
warning about this video this video is
very rude if you are easily offended by
rudeness or anything like that. please do
not watch this video thank you.
alright welcome to the slang video
probably in my dreams one of the best
videos ever to be done on in vid by me.
I've been dreaming about this video
since day one where someone said hey
would you like to do videos on the
internet and I said can I fake cock on
the internet and hmm it didn't go over
too. well but now it's gone over so well
I even wrote the word cock on the board
so today's lesson one of the funnest
ones is slang rude body parts we have
body parts, but we have secret body parts
that a lot of people don't see hopefully
in the plain broad daylight, we have a
head we have a head we have eyes nose
nose nose your eyes nose and we have
other body parts that are quite rude um,
the first one is a penis men have
penises sometimes women have penises but
they buy them so that's kind of strange
but penis is usually only on men so I
put an M for the male part penis um
these words all mean penis so it's very
unusual for someone to say my penis is
itchy we would always use a slang word
for penis, especially in movies you may find
yourself in a movie theater watching it in English and people are
laughing and you said and why is that
funny some guy said he was going to
stick his schlong in her box I don't
understand I know the box yes I don't know schlong I must be
German Oh must be a German joke,
no it means penis so pecker
pronunciation pecker Wang I like that
word sometimes I don't know why we name
penises after people we use people's
names will be is very common in England.
it's a short form of William mostly in
the UK we have Johnson and Peter, so
these are actually real men's names so
sometimes it's funny if someone said to
you my name is Peter this is my brother
Willie our last name is Johnson it's
funny but you wouldn't understand it,
because you didn't know they mean penis
the next one maybe German may not be
it's it's nice it's called a schlong you
have too long it to make it sound
correct so the pronunciation is a little
strange so you can practice Schwalm good.
next one very common you will hear a lot
in movies talk now you have to be very
careful when you are saying this word
cock because a lot of you guys want to
say the word coke but you end up saying
cock so you might go to the store you
might go to a restaurant and the person
says what would you like to drink
and you'd say I'd like a small cock
please maybe someone laughs at you really hard
and you don't understand maybe oh maybe
you're a little thirsty like a large cock then be careful please
pronunciation is cock meaning the penis
and the drink is coke try this coke and
cock this isn't happening is it the next
word means small but we mean it as a penis,
it's dink or dinky maybe when you
were younger you played with Minnie
cars in North America we call them dinky
cars think he actually really means
small but we use it to use penis next
word dick this is another name of a man.
it's actually Richard so the proper
man's name or the long form of the name
is Richard I have a colleague who I work
with his name is Richard some men named
Richard would like you to call them dick
I don't know why what's your name my
name is Richard please call me dick
please call me penis oh okay cool that's
awesome so all the Richards and dicks
out there I want to know why I had an
uncle dick that was funny when I was a
child and so Richard dick the other one
has to do with food I think you might
get the sausage analogy with this one
sausage Weiner hotdog Weiner and tube
steak, okay penises Weiner tube steak sausage.
the next one is for women if you are a fan
of adult videos you've probably heard
these words before the most popular one
is the word pussy, pussy is a slang word
for the vagina, now pussy has two meanings a long time
ago we would call a cat meow a pussy or
a pussy cat so it is a it is a harmless
word when you say pussy cat you have to
say the cat part if you just say pussy
it means vagina I will never forget one
time when I was younger I went over to
my mother's cousin's house she was an
older lady her cat went under her bed
I was smaller then I was like this small
and I could get under the bed and find
the cat the funny thing was she was at
the other end of the bed saying here
pussy pussy pussy I almost died of laughs
there and she's like do you think it's
funny I can't find my cat no it's funny
cuz you just said vagina five times.
next word this is a bad bad bad bad word
probably the most offensive word ever in
the English language personally one of
my favorites it's very common in the UK
it's very common in Britain they say the
word cunt all the time if you don't like
someone you can call them a cunt in
North America I don't know why it's
considered really really really really
terribly badly rude even ruder than all
of the other bad words it means vagina.
okay so you can say pussy you can say
cunt you can say vagina the next word is
is more you can understand how this word
came about vag it sounds kind of gross
though it's just a short form of vagina
so vag vagina this word of a JJ is I
would guess that it was a fairly new
word in the English language so it's one
of our new vagina words for JJ you will
hear it a lot on TV and you'll go oh my
god they're talking about vaginas when
they say vajayjay box is a funny word as
well it does mean vagina there's a joke
y RS I'm sorry how do you know that the
Smurfs recycle wait for it.
Smurf at has a blue box her vagina is
blue the next word is again about food
for some reason we have the wiener tube
steak and for the women we have the
schnitzel maybe it's the their schlong
and the schnitzel connection we also
have a pink taco and we have a fish taco
so pink taco fish taco or the same the
schlong and maybe the schnitzel the
German connection they're not too sure I
don't know how these became to be I have
no idea all I know is they're funny and
they use movies a lot, the next one is what both
males and females have the proper word
is buttocks which is an X word in itself
buttocks buttocks and in sewing we say
ass you can call someone an asshole you
are an asshole.
that means it's the hole in your bum or
in your buttocks booty or booty I here
used a lot in rap music it means it also
means a pirate's treasure and butts and
bomb when I was a child my mother would
say bum or even more stranger now that I
think about it bumble Erie here's your bumble yeah
mom let's kid thanks mom um but and bum
are not bad words neither is booty butt
ass might offend a few people okay the
next one did only women have or breasts
we have two breasts these parts here are
called nipples mm-hmm both men and males
both men and women have breasts both men
and women have nipples.
except women's breasts are usually
bigger than men's breasts and they're
different the most probably the most
common word for breasts in saying is
boobies in the plural or boobs kind of
make sense there's two B's here two
nipples let's put some nipples here ding
ding so boobs or boobies in the plural
and tits or titties another word that's
very very common that this might be
funny to you or make sense now is the
restaurant named hooters if you've ever
been to a Hooters restaurant you will
notice that the waitresses have big
breasts and the t-shirt has a picture of
an owl with two big eyes well guess what
they're not eyes.
Hooters is a name for breasts jugs I
don't get it I have no idea why but it's
also a name for breasts okay the next
one are exclusively for men women do not
have testicles what is this this is a
picture that I've drawn very good artist
Ronnie thank you of testicles mm-hmm
these are the testicle hairs and this is
the balls the word we use in English for
slang is balls we also say bag not oh oh
no we need to do you have a friend with
only one nuts maybe you can say nuts
sack bag and sack has the same meaning.
here or you can say nut sack you can put
those two together also nads again I
don't know gonads it comes from the word
gonads a long time ago there was a
facial product for women that was a hair
removal facial product and it was called
nods that was hilarious for me bollocks
very good word very British in its
origin it means testicles and I think my
favorite word it sounds cute for
testicles is testes so you will hear
sometimes when someone's testing a
microphone they say testy testy one -
they're saying testicles testicles
testicles balls not sack these things
here another thing exclusively for women
is a camel toe a camel toe is a vagina.
that is shining through the pants so
this means ladies if you wear your pants
a little too tight yoga pants are
probably the worst culprits for these
basically it means when someone says;
you have camel toe is that
I can see the outline of your vagina no
one likes to see camel toe you might say
I don't understand why is it a camel and
it so if you live near a camel go to the
camel and look at his feet or her feet
and you will notice that the camels toes
kind of look like this and then they'd
have the legs here so we imagine that
this part would actually look like this
part if the woman were to wear her pants
too tight I hope you enjoyed the
terribly slang lesson on body parts and
that everyone named Richard Peter
Johnson and Willie will thank their
parents very much for giving them
spectacular names
bye
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